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"U.S. Department of Homeland
Security forces
ORKIN Army to disband"
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Berkeley
CA. - This Friday the ORKIN army will be forced to disband by the U.S.
Department of Homeland Security. Local Law enforcement officials will
gather the exobiomilitary group as they exit houses from their daily
inspection runs all along the streets of Berkeley.
US Secretary of defense Donald Rumsfeld was quoted as saying "I'm
glad Homeland Security can finally go after these guys, all these years
my hands have been tied by laws, and due process, but Homeland Security
can just go in, arrest these guys, and take them somewhere secluded and
kill them. THAT is what protecting America is all about."
For years the US government has kept a watchful eye on the ORKIN Army,
who's privately funded exobiomilitary forces have earned kills estimated
in the billions. One US official told us "With that kind of money,
they can afford to buy the latest hi-tech assault gear, the US ARMY
can't compete with the money they're willing to spend on each soldiers
training and armament. In the US Military we have one chemical weapons
expert in about ten thousand men. In the ORKIN Army, every man is a
bio-and chemical warfare expert."
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Here (left) Is a rare glimpse of the Advanced ExoBioMilitary
Assault Suit Worn by Many ORKIN Shock Troops. "The US
Military can't compete with the money their willing to spend on
each soldiers training and armament. In the US Military we have
one chemical weapons expert in about ten thousand men. In the
ORKIN Army, every man is a bio-and chemical warfare expert."
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Sgt. Carlson
"We've been trained for chemical attacks, but these ORKIN
troops are the masters here, we just pray they come quietly."
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Paul Carlson Led the Berkeley Police force down the busy
streets as they rounded up the ORKIN army one by one.
"One good thing about these guys is that they hardly
ever travel in groups." Only several of the ORKIN
troops resisted arrest, one spraying the officers with a
large dose of anti-flea & tick powder, police quickly
wrestled the ORKIN soldier to the ground and disarmed him
before taking him into custody.
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Only
several members of the ORKIN ARMY resisted arrest. Luckily
police were on hand in force to insure the capture of these
dangerous chemical weapons experts. |
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